WITCH’S services

Because it’s okay to ask for help

High-quality Czech localization

High-quality Czech localization.
Everyone says so. But can everyone do so?

I can craft your game, subtitles, book, or copy in Czech the artisan way. No AI mess, no jeopardy of your intellectual property or data, no selling your soul to tech overlords. Only to Shub-Niggurath.

Entrust your text to a professional fantasy writer. Because everyone can write.
But only some can really tell your story to your Czech audience.

I WANT PROPER HUMAN LOCALIZATION

GAME LOCALIZATION

SUBTITLING / CAPTIONS

LITERARY TRANSLATION

TRANSLATION & LOCALIZATION

BOARD GAMES
LOCALIZATION

ethical human translation

I don’t provide services that feed and train AI or machine translation models. My content, both original and localized, is for humans – made by human(s). I may be a half-demon reincarnated but I go full demon mode when something purely belonging to organic and sentient life is being taken from us.

You can be sure that all you pay goes only to people who had done the actual work. No middlemen, no empty buzz words, only human craft.

BE ETHICAL. FEED YOUR DEMONS DIRECTLY.
THEY CAN HARNESS THE MAGIC OF WORDS FOR YOU.

PRICING

I love tailored dress. Really, I have several of them.
And that’s why I offer tailored pricing – as with dress, no size fits all.
I’ll assess your project carefully, and based on its complexity, tell you the price range. You can decide to downgrade or upgrade my services. The final price depends on many factors starting from volume. It won’t cost you an arm or a leg. Maybe just a little piece of your soul. You know, I need to feed my familiars…

size of the final sacrifice

I’M NOT A SWORN TRANSLATOR.
I SWORE MY ALLEGIANCE ONLY TO THE DARK POWERS.

IÄ! IÄ! SHUB-NIGGURATH!

what can’t I help you with?

BECAUSE A GOOD TRANSLATOR SHOULD KNOW THEIR LIMITS

  • sport games
  • casino games
  • hardcore technical simulators
  • legal stuff
  • finding the love of your life
  • AI training
  • MTPE
  • interpreting
  • launching Skynet
  • videos with bad audio quality
  • some accents without a script provided (assessed project by project)
  • translation to other languages than Czech
  • cursing your enemies
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